Last night I had the most exciting tickling sensation between my toes. I am tired of slapping myself silly every time it feels as if a mosquito is investigating a potential snack site. Instead I move my foot and feel proud of the way that I have mastered my self control.
The tickling continues...
I move my foot again and carry on eating my dinner. A third round of tickling and I lose my cool. When I look under the table I am greeted by a large red armoured insect, the nasty cockroach!
It did not enjoy what happened next!