No more Chocolate in my Life

Our chocolate dilemma has received much attention over the last few days and I am pleased to report that the chocolate pile is no more! Thanks to all of you who have worked so diligently to ensure that this problem was resolved as soon as possible!

Piles of it

Attention, attention! A serious problem has reared its ugly head in our home. Chocolate overload! The past couple of weeks have seen the number of chocolate bars in our cupboard rise substantially. It has always been a measly none, and I can tell you I craved it like mad then.

This morning I was given another one to add to the pile. The pile is now six slabs high, and that does not include the countless boxes and bunnies sharing breathing space in the cupboard...

All of a sudden, I don’t really feel like any chocolate. Perhaps I have discovered the answer to all cravings. Excess!

What am I going to do?